{"id":42148,"date":"2010-10-21T20:56:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-21T17:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/new.palmografos.com\/?p=42148"},"modified":"2010-10-21T20:56:00","modified_gmt":"2010-10-21T17:56:00","slug":"vivvo-7240","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.palmografos.com\/?p=42148","title":{"rendered":"H \u03ce\u03c1\u03b1 \u03c4\u03bf\u03c5 \u03b3\u03ad\u03bb\u03b9\u03bf\u03c5: No come wok today!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000\"> <\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000\"> <strong> <span style=\"color: #000000\"> <\/span><\/strong><\/span><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;color: #ffff99\">Hung Chow calls his work and says,<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;color: #ffff99\"> &#8220;Hey, I no come wok<br \/> today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs<br \/> hurt, I no come wok&#8221;.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;color: #ffff99\">The boss says, <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;color: #ffff99\">&#8220;You know something, Hung Chow, I really need<br \/> you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and<br \/> tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I<br \/> go to work. You try that&#8221;. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;color: #ffff99\">Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;color: #ffff99\"> &#8220;I do what You say<\/span><span style=\"font-size: medium;color: #ffff99\"> and I feel Great. I be at wok soon\u2026\u2026..You got nice house&#8221;.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff9900\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium\">\u0391\u03c0\u03bf\u03c3\u03c4\u03bf\u03bb\u03ae: \u0391\u03bd\u03b1\u03c3\u03c4\u03b1\u03c3\u03af\u03b1 \u0399\u03c9\u03b1\u03bd\u03bd\u03af\u03b4\u03bf\u03c5 <\/span><\/strong><\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000\"><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hung Chow calls his work and says, &#8220;Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok&#8221;. The boss says, &#8220;You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":75056,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[1878,1598],"class_list":["post-42148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-vivvo-category-34","tag-jokes","tag-1598"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.palmografos.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.palmografos.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.palmografos.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.palmografos.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.palmografos.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42148"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.palmografos.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42148\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":135545,"href":"https:\/\/www.palmografos.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42148\/revisions\/135545"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.palmografos.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/75056"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.palmografos.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.palmografos.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.palmografos.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}